Biden Pardons 45.1 Million Democrats
In a surprise twist, in the weeks before being deposed, President Biden not only had pardoned his entire family for any and all crimes they’d committed in their current and past lives, he’d secretly pardoned all 45.1 million registered democrats for any and all crimes they might have committed for the past ten years!
In response, newly elected President Trump declared that he would pardon anyone who tarred and feathered any pardoned lib and ordered the justice department to arrest and imprison the entire Biden crime family up to and including third cousins.
The Supreme Court declared that arresting anyone previously pardoned by a president was unconstitutional, illegal, and said they would issue a bench warrant for any police officer carrying out such an act.
Trump said they were free to try and stop him with the non-existent Supreme Court army, and then ordered his military to put the Supreme Justices under house arrest in the Supreme Court building.
Since the Justices had already ruled that any act the president ordered was, by default, legal, and that he could simply pardon anyone who followed his illegal orders — up to and including murdering anyone, including them — the justices wisely swore fealty to their new king.
This minor scuffle settled, Trump ordered the immediate deportation of all cats, reasoning that if he cut off the food source of immigrants, they would flee the country or starve.
And thus, America was made great again by two old presidents.
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